me: i’d do anything for you
harry: punch yourself in the face
me: [punches self in face]
harry: didn’t that hurt you?
me: [pulls out brass knuckles]
me: do you want it to hurt me, harry?
ok, some of yall need to chill… some of the things you say aren’t exactly healthy. an abusive relationship isn’t cool, regardless of who it’s with
it’s a quote from an episode of spongebob squarepants
me: *doesn’t start hw until 10 pm*
me: *at 10:15 pm* i am dROWNing in sCHOOL work why do teachers do this to me I hATE THis cruel WORLD look at all of THE iNJUSTICE
you never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning